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Ready to outgrow your own bullshit?

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Do you have shitty eating or exercise habits that don't support the body and vitality you want?  Sluggish and heavy?

Do you have a nasty asshole inside your head that constantly tells you you're "too this", "too that", "not good enough"?

Are you a people pleaser? Don't even know how to say no? Always putting yourself last?

Are you in a constant state of overwhelm? Stress? Living the manic life...days feel so long but years are flying by?

We know, we have been there before and that's why we created this platform.  For you.

To give you the tools to shift the shitty habits and create the change you crave in your life.....all with a healthy dose of humour and mild insanity.

Did you know we have a 100% success rate with people committed to becoming a non- smoker for life? We have a program for that too! 

Contact us here for a no strings attached chat.

Forest Trees


The Lou & Shae platform contains programs to shift your shitty habits.

All these programs have a focus on Hypnotherapy…why?

Because this is how we tap into the subconscious directly, to change all the things not serving you anymore, fast and efficiently.


Our pillar programs have you addressing the crap we carry as women; aka Mother. Fucker. Hustler.”


Yep you got it, these are our Women’s only programs.

From resentment, guilt, procrastination, no/low sex drive, self-loathing, fear of judgement, lack of confidence and self-esteem, not knowing who you are anymore, manifesting the right kind of stuff, cultivating compassion, having some drive and focus, making more money….we have got you covered women!!! 

All the hats you wear on the daily…sorted. With a bit more ease and a lot more flow! With a bit more joy and a lot more peace. Oh heck, more fun, more frivolity, more laughs, more enjoyment, more of all the good stuff! Less of all the relentless consistency that drags us down and makes us drink all the plonk…or gin. You get us? We go there too…it’s a part of life as a woman!


Next is “Tranceform”….the program where you harness the power of Hypnosis to reboot all your shitty habits around why you have sluggish health, make crap food choices, continually fail diets, avoid exercise and succumb to uncontrollable emotional eating and the ever so present yo-yo dieting.

It is your subconscious disempowering beliefs that are sabotaging you and the reason why you STILL don't have your dream body and health.


Then there is I am a non smoker….stating the obvious here but this is the program for you when you know like you know like you know you MUST quit the dirty durries and become a non-smoker for life. This program costs you less than those Cancer sticks do in a week…why wouldn’t you do this for your future health?


We have at least 2 new programs being released in 2021 so keep your eyes peeled!


Programs can be purchased individually with lifetime access or in bundles which SAVE YOU MONEY (like a lot of money) and still give you access for life. 


About Us

Knowledge is Power

We are both married with 3 kids each.

We are Certified NLP practitioners, Time Line Therapists, Life Strategists, Master Hypnotherapists, Public Speakers, hand holders, ass kickers and best of all hackers of shitty habits.

 Shae is  a Specialist Registered Nurse and ex-Personal Trainer and Lou is a Special Needs Early Childhood Teacher.

Our main focus is teaching others about self love, holistic health, empowerment, knowing you are worthy of anything your heart desires and believing that you are enough to bring your wildest dreams to fruition.

Join us and show us what you are capable of!!!!!

PS, this is all done with a healthy dose of humour, piss taking, wig wearing, swearing, fun and pants wetting laughter.

Go on, we dare you!


Are you READY to join our next 4 day retreat and release your inner 

Mother. Fucker. Hustler?


Come join us in person with a bunch of other badass women as we use all our techniques as master NLP practitioners, Master Hypnotherapists and Time Line therapy practitioners...

Add in our highest value of FUN and it’s a wild and freeing weekend. Or 4 days.


Mother. Fucker. Hustler. Retreat. 


Limited spots! 

Everything included- experiences, pampers, adventures, guests, food- the whole shebang...

Let’s chat to see if it’s a fit for you!!!!


Time to outgrow your own bullshit once and for all.


Need some extra inspiration to crush your shitty habits this year?

Check out our brand new journal and more at our online store.


We’d love to hear from you! Reach out today with any questions, or simply to learn more about any of our courses.

Shae 0402-048-688

Lou 0411-383-398

ABN: 96246376827

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